Asking For A Friend

 

NEVER

 

A Farmer Writing A Romance Novel

 

Thank You MR ADAMS

 

Egg-Zak-Lee

 

Inspired

 

Battle Kitty

 

Remember Everyone Deployed

 

2A

 A: Guns have only two enemies: Rust and Politicians. Rust can be prevented, Politicians cannot.

B: It's always better to be judged by 12 than carried out by 6.

C: Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D: Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arm's length.

E: Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they should hear is the safety clicking off, or the hammer cocking.

F: The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1,400 feet per second.

G: The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always Win - there is no such thing as a fair fight. Always Win - cheat if necessary. Always Win - 2nd place doesn't count.

H: Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets ... you may get killed with your own gun, but they'll have to beat you to death with it because it will be empty.

I: If you're in a gun fight:
(a) If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
(b) If you're not loading, you should be moving.
(c) If you're not moving, you're dead.

J: In a life and death situation, do something ... it may be wrong, but do something!

K: If you carry a gun, people will call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L: Never fire a "warning shot", that is just one wasted bullet, which could be needed within moments.

M: You can say "stop" or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head is pretty much a universal language; and, you won't have to press 1 for Spanish/Mexican, or 2 for Chinese, or 3 for Arabic.

N: Never leave a wounded enemy behind. If you have to shoot, shoot to kill. In court, yours will be the only testimony.

O: You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

Thanks BILL

 

Looks About Right .....

 

Get 'Er Done!!!!!!!!!!

 

Kitty

 

THIS !!!!!!

 

Puppies

 

Surprise (Not Really)

 

TRUTH

 

FOUND IT

 

Fire yer shotgun thru the door, jbiden

 

Ronald M. Popeil (May 3, 1935 - July 28, 2021) R.I.P.

 Where Is The POCKET FISHERMAN?

DUSTY HILL (May 19, 1949 July 28, 2021) R.I.P.

 

 

NO MORE

Puppies

 

Kitty

 

Scary Eh' KIDS

 

Soon...........

 

Looks About Right

 

Extra Strength BULLSHIT

 

NEVER AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!

 

INDIANS

 

That's What The Wife Said

 

Could Be Tomorrow

 

!!!!!!!!! THIS !!!!!!!!

 

That's FUNNY Right There.

 

There was no pandemic just DEMS PANICKING

 

Be FREE

 

Kitty

 

In Stock

 

His THEORY was/is BS!!!!!

 

AMEN

 

ABSOLUTELY

 

PENNSYLVANIA

 

Kitty

 

Pretty Much

 

He's Right You Know

 

Egg-Zak-Lee

 

LOL

 

All I Ever Seen Was The I-5 and Loading Docks...........

 

Kung Meow Fighter

 

Kitty

 

 

Thanks MARJORIE