Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Leave me alone.

I will not wear the mask.

I will not live in a pod.

I will not eat the bugs.

I will not use made up pronouns.

I will not worship 'The Science'.

I will not participate in science experiments.

I will not use a central bank digital currency.


How to get the bed all to yourself


Truth Can Be FUNNY






Tuesday, August 30, 2022

THIS !!!!


Oscar's Kitty






At the bar…

 Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces
him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”

Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”

!!! THIS !!!


Monday, August 22, 2022



Vancouver School On Granville Island


Thanks George


Semper Fi


A man was worried about what his son would be after high school...
So he set out a Bible, a bottle of whiskey, a dollar, and a Playboy magazine on the table for his son to find when he gets home. 
His wife asked him what he was doing.
He said, "It's simple: if he picks up the Bible, he'll be a priest. If he picks up the bottle of whiskey, he'll be a drunkard. If he picks up the dollar, he'll be a banker. And if he picks up the Playboy magazine, he'll be a womanizer." The boy gets home and picks up the Bible, bottle of whiskey, and the Playboy magazine.
His father says, "Shit! He's gonna be a Marine!"