Thursday, February 28, 2019
Obama in Heaven (hard to believe I know)
When Barack Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans
unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain,
an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
“What did you think I said?”
“What did you think I said?”
Wednesday, February 27, 2019
"Name The Falsehood"
Let's play :
A) Santa Claus
B) Tooth Fairy
C) Hate Crimes
D) Unicorns
B) Tooth Fairy
C) Hate Crimes
D) Unicorns
E) Global Warming
F) Climate Change
G) 55 additional genders
H) All of the above
Tuesday, February 26, 2019
Monday, February 25, 2019
Sunday, February 24, 2019
Saturday, February 23, 2019
Friday, February 22, 2019
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Wednesday, February 20, 2019
Tuesday, February 19, 2019
Invasion
A farmer in Arizona, Jim Chilton, set up a camera in order to document how many people were crossing the border from Mexico across his land.
In one video, he captured a group of men armed with military assault weapons crossing the border into the United States with backpacks possibly filled with drugs.
He has notified the government on several occasions that illegals were crossing the border onto his property, but they have yet to take any sort of action.
This is a perfect example of why we need a border fence.
Terrorists could just as easily cross the border with weapons in order to commit terrorist acts.
Monday, February 18, 2019
George Mendonsa RIP 1923-2019
1923-2019 RIP
George Mendonsa was identified by a team of volunteers from the Naval War College in August 2005 as "the kisser". His claim was based on matching his scars and tattoos to scars and tattoos in the photograph.[13] They made their determination after much study including photographic analysis by the Mitsubishi Electric Research Laboratories (MERL) in Cambridge, Massachusetts, who were able to match scars and tattoo spotted by photograph experts, and the testimony of Richard M. Benson, a photograph analysis expert, professor of photographic studies, plus the former Dean of the School of Arts at Yale University. Benson stated that "it is therefore my opinion, based upon a reasonable degree of certainty, that George Mendonsa is the sailor in Mr. Eisenstaedt's famous photograph.
Mendonsa died on February 17, 2019 at the age of 95.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)