Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Friday, April 18, 2014
Ode to the atheist
Oh mighty Atheist,
Thank you for coming to this comment section and blessing us with your cosmically unplanned presence.
Please, oh please, great "High Priest of Random Chance", give us your wisdom. Oh, coincidental paragon of know-it-all-ism, please help us poor, befuddled Christians think as smart-a-logical-like as you.
Please make more comments. Please, let us bask in your accidental wise-assery. After all, we only came here in hopes of having the privilege of reading your ramblings from on haphazard high.
Don't leave, please. We couldn't have arbitrary light and warmth without you. Oh whatever would we do without your stupid comments, re-written histories, unsolicited insults, and your soulful song of "Science proves you're wrong because I say so without presenting any actual facts - how sweet the sound".
Praise you, oh wise Atheist. If only we could have such incidental insight as yours.
Tell us tales of heroic mass-murders committed by Atheist High Priests in the last century. 100 million murdered. Ahhh yes. Only you could love us so much, oh kind and gentle Atheist.
Tell us of the "Great Logic" of believing in statistical impossibilities occurring a trillion times over while blowing off all other possibilities and ignoring all evidence to the contrary. Oh, if only our faith was as virtuous and strong as yours.
Stolen from a comment, I do not remember from where...
Posted by reverendken at 4/18/2014 06:28:00 AM No comments:
Wednesday, April 16, 2014
Monday, April 14, 2014
Saturday, March 1, 2014
Andrew inspired and amused us. But more, he believed in the ability to be able to change the pattern, and the worth of the citizen journalist in that endeavor.
With great gratitude to many who carries the banner high, and who every day exemplifies his spirit.
Remember we are all BREITBART.
Posted by reverendken at 3/01/2014 07:08:00 PM No comments:
Saturday, February 15, 2014
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Monday, February 10, 2014
Stolen from weaselzippers comment section
In other related entertainment news...Over at ABC:
DISNEY CANCELS MOVIE PROJECT:
CNN reported today that Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the African-American version of "Snow White” has been cancelled.
All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also say they have no intention of singing, "It's off to work we go."
My hos, my hos,
It's off to work they goes
When they get laid, I get paid
My hos, my hos, my hos
HAT/Tip cabrerski & josephistan
Posted by reverendken at 2/10/2014 09:45:00 AM No comments:
Sunday, February 2, 2014
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