Thursday, February 28, 2019

Obama in Heaven (hard to believe I know)

United States Constitution | Golden Gems from Grandma

When Barack Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped  conceive?"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to  provide for the common defense!"
 Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled,
 "It was evil men like you who  inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
 The beatings and thrashings continued as James Monroe and 66 other early Americans
unleashed  their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
 As Obama lay bleeding and in pain,
an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you  promised me."
 The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven.
“What did you think I said?”

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