So he set out a Bible, a bottle of whiskey, a dollar, and a Playboy magazine on the table for his son to find when he gets home.
His wife asked him what he was doing.
He said, "It's simple: if he picks up the Bible, he'll be a priest. If he picks up the bottle of whiskey, he'll be a drunkard. If he picks up the dollar, he'll be a banker. And if he picks up the Playboy magazine, he'll be a womanizer." The boy gets home and picks up the Bible, bottle of whiskey, and the Playboy magazine.
His father says, "Shit! He's gonna be a Marine!"