Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful. They would have to search for their glasses, keys and other misplaced items and they would do some walking.
And God Looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination. They would drop things which would require them to bend, reach and stretch.
And God looked down and saw that it was good.
Then God considered the functioning of senior bladders. He decided that in His wisdom there would be calls of nature more frequently. This Would require more trips to the relief station that would burn calories.
God looked down and saw that it was good.
Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result.
So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age.
Remember it's God's will and in your best interests, even though you mutter under your breath.
And it is good. Amen!
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