LOL

An elderly gentleman and his elderly wife were taking a trip to see their grandchildren.

They stopped at noon and had a nice lunch.

They left and were down the road about an hour when the wife said she had left her glasses on the table.

The husband was rightfully upset but he dutifully turned the rig around and drove about an hour back to the restaurant, the whole time he was chastising his wife constantly, for being so forgetful all the time.

Upon arrival the wife immediately opened the door to get away from the voice of her husband. As she opened the restaurant door, he leaned over and yelled one last time.  "While you're in there you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"