Amish Humor

 

A policeman pulls over an Amish woman in a horse and buggy.
“I pulled you over for two reasons.Number one, there’s no reflector on the back of your buggy.” “Oh, I’m sorry, Officer, it must have fallen off.

I’ll get it replaced immediately.”

“The other thing…um, well, I could help but notice that,
ah, your reins are all, ah, tangled up in your horse’s testicles.”

“Oh, I see. Yes, I’ll take care of that, too.”

So the woman heads home, and tells her husband that a policeman pulled her over.

“I had to get a new reflector,” she tells him, “and I forget exactly what the other thing was, but it had something to do with the emergency brake.”