Ammo Shortage
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two
boxes of ammo.
It’s been hard to find lately.
I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but
stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde
in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.
She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned
in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.
Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"
I thought about it for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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