I will not wear the mask.
I will not live in a pod.
I will not eat the bugs.
I will not use made up pronouns.
I will not worship 'The Science'.
I will not participate in science experiments.
I will not use a central bank digital currency.
Politically Incorrect Canadian A Conservative trapped on the left coast. Illigitimus non carborundum annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum
Wednesday, August 31, 2022
Tuesday, August 30, 2022
At the bar…
him, looks him straight in the eye and says, “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, it doesn’t matter to me. I just love it.”
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, “No kidding. I’m in Congress too. What state are you from?”
Monday, August 29, 2022
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Monday, August 22, 2022
Semper Fi
So
he set out a Bible, a bottle of whiskey, a dollar, and a Playboy
magazine on the table for his son to find when he gets home.
His wife
asked him what he was doing.
He said, "It's simple: if he
picks up the Bible, he'll be a priest. If he picks up the bottle of
whiskey, he'll be a drunkard. If he picks up the dollar, he'll be a
banker. And if he picks up the Playboy magazine, he'll be a womanizer."
The boy gets home and picks up the Bible, bottle of whiskey, and the
Playboy magazine.
His father says, "Shit! He's gonna be a Marine!"
Sunday, August 21, 2022
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