Donald Trump, George Bush and Joe Biden were set to face a firing squad in a banana republic. Trump was the first one placed against the wall. Just before the order was given, he yelled "Earthquake"! The firing squad fell into a panic. and Trump jumped over the wall and escaped during the confusion.
George Bush was placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled, and Bush pondered what he had just witnessed. Before the order was given, he yelled, "Tornado"! The squad fell apart and Bush slipped over the wall.
Biden was placed against the wall. He was thinking, “I see the pattern here! Just scream something about a disaster and hop over the wall.” He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction, he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "FIRE".
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