INVADERS!

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally
object to the use of liquor, you might be a moslem.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket
launcher, but can't afford shoes, you might be a moslem.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, you might be a moslem.

4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, you might be a moslem.

5. If you think vests come in two styles, Bullet-proof and
suicide, you might be a moslem.

6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you might be a moslem.

7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you might be a moslem.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have
uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you might be a moslem.

9. If you think moving trucks are designed to run over pedestrians rather than haul furniture, you might be a moslem.

10. If your Tinder App shows every goat within a 10 mile radius and you plan to visit them all, you might be a moslem.

11. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you too, you might be a moslem.

12. If you find this offensive and do not agree with it, you
are part of the problem here in America …but if you flag
this, you are most likely a moslem.