Harry died and went to heaven.
St. Peter met him at the gate and when he looked up there was a wall of clocks behind St Peter.
Harry asked what was with all of the clocks and was told that everyone had a clock on that wall.
When someone told a lie their clock would move forward a second.
St Peter pointed to one clock which was pointing straight up and said that it was Mother Teresa's. The reason it had not moved was that she never told a lie in her whole life.
He pointed to another clock which he said was Abraham Lincoln's.
It had only moved two tics because Lincoln had only told two lies in his life.
Harry said wow, "that is really interesting, where is Obama's clock?"
St Peter replied that it was in Jesus's office and that he was using it for a ceiling fan.
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