Saturday, April 4, 2020

I fought the cat and...the cat won!


Had ENOUGH Yet !?!


Thanks Snake .....


Good Dog


Been There .... I Think



Not much on the super market shelves yesterday so 
I decided to improvise.






Dinner last night was a risotto I made from made with some mushrooms I foraged  for locally.  





Not only was it delicious, but soon after a welsh male voice choir of purple elephants showed up and sang Meatloaf's "Bat Out Of Hell" album accompanied by a light show.

The New CORONA KID BOOM


Quality Built ....


THIS !!!


DIET ?!? What Diet ???


Over Easy Please .....


Wednesday, April 1, 2020

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT!!!


Where's My Pudding???


Needs To Be Re-Posted EVERYWHERE


Thanks JAMES

Their Best Seller


San Fran Nan ....


Nancy .......

Last Saturday afternoon in Washington, D.C., an aide to Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic Cathedral. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending Sunday's Mass and asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling her a saint.


The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over most of Pelosi's views."

Pelosi's aide said, "Look, I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."


The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the Church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."



As Pelosi's aide promised, Nancy appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle. As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Ms. Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Ms. Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a drunken thumb-sucker, and a nit-wit. Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed. 
She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people. She also has a reputation for evading her Representative obligations both in Washington and in California. Just look at the streets in her district! Feces everywhere. The woman is simply not to be trusted."



The Cardinal concluded. "But, when compared with Hillary Clinton, Ms. Pelosi is a saint."

Chinese Death Cough