Politically Incorrect Canadian: November 2018

A British guy, an Irish guy, and a French guy, walking down the beach. They come across a lamp, so they rub it, and a genie comes out, and says they get three wishes.

The French guy goes first, he says, "I wish I was back in my country and we had the strongest army in the World, so we will not be ridiculed anymore! So, poof! The French guy
is back in France with his army.

Then the British guy says, "Alright, I want a wall that goes all the way around England, so that our enemies cannot attack us." So, Poof! The Brit is in England, inside the wall.

So then the Irish guy says, "So tell me more about this wall." The Genie says, "It's 11 feet tall, 8 feet wide, and nothing can get in or out."

The Irish guy goes "Sweet. Fill it with water"