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HAHAHA
Dr. Geezer's Clinic:
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that
this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine thought this would be a
great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Saturday, April 15, 2017
20 Things you should know about Islam:
This is what Muslims believe
1. Rape, Marry and Divorce pre-pubescent girls. Quran 65:4
2. Have sex slaves and work slaves. Quran 4:3, 4:24, 5:89, 33:50, 58:3, 70:30
3. Beat sex slaves, work slaves and wives Quran 4:34
4. Have 4 Muslim witnesses to prove rape. Quran 24:13
5. Kill those who insult Islam Mohammed. Quran 33:57
6. Crucify and amputate non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4
7. Kill non-Muslims to guarantee receiving 72 virgins in heaven. Quran 9:111
8. Kill anyone who leaves Islam. Quran 2:217, 4:89
9. Behead non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4
10. Kill and be killed for Islamic Allah. Quran 9:5
11. Terrorize non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 8:60
12. Steal and rob from non-Muslims. Quran Chapter 8 (booty/spoils of war)
13. Lie to strengthen Islam. Quran 3:28, 16:106
14. Fight non-Muslims even if you don’t want to. Quran 5:51
15. Do not take non-Muslims as friends. Quran 5:51
16. Call non-Muslims Pigs and apes. Quran 5:60, 7:166, 16:106
17. Treat non-Muslims as the vilest creatures deserving no mercy. Quran 98:6
18. Treat non-Muslims as sworn enemies. Quran4:101
19. Kill non-Muslims for not converting to Islam. Quran 9:29
20. Extort non-Muslims to keep Islam strong. Quran 9:29
1. Rape, Marry and Divorce pre-pubescent girls. Quran 65:4
2. Have sex slaves and work slaves. Quran 4:3, 4:24, 5:89, 33:50, 58:3, 70:30
3. Beat sex slaves, work slaves and wives Quran 4:34
4. Have 4 Muslim witnesses to prove rape. Quran 24:13
5. Kill those who insult Islam Mohammed. Quran 33:57
6. Crucify and amputate non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4
7. Kill non-Muslims to guarantee receiving 72 virgins in heaven. Quran 9:111
8. Kill anyone who leaves Islam. Quran 2:217, 4:89
9. Behead non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 47:4
10. Kill and be killed for Islamic Allah. Quran 9:5
11. Terrorize non-Muslims. Quran 8:12, 8:60
12. Steal and rob from non-Muslims. Quran Chapter 8 (booty/spoils of war)
13. Lie to strengthen Islam. Quran 3:28, 16:106
14. Fight non-Muslims even if you don’t want to. Quran 5:51
15. Do not take non-Muslims as friends. Quran 5:51
16. Call non-Muslims Pigs and apes. Quran 5:60, 7:166, 16:106
17. Treat non-Muslims as the vilest creatures deserving no mercy. Quran 98:6
18. Treat non-Muslims as sworn enemies. Quran4:101
19. Kill non-Muslims for not converting to Islam. Quran 9:29
20. Extort non-Muslims to keep Islam strong. Quran 9:29
TREASON
Media Blackout: Former Hillary Clinton Employee Arrested On Treason Charges! More to come, says DOJ!
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