The Night Before Obamacare

-Twas the night before Obamacare, and all through the land
The enrollment deadline was frighteningly at hand.
The pink slips were hung by the chimney with care,
And hopes for employment simply weren’t there.
-The children were huddled, asleep in their beds
While visions of high premiums took hold of our heads.
And Ma in her “kerchief, and I in my cap,
With nary a clue and a policy gap.
-When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Oh my GOD, please tell me that THAT’S not a rash.
-The policy I liked had been taken away
And the DOCTOR I liked had told me NO WAY.
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a Canadian bus and 2 REALLY large ears.
-It was a little old campaigner, so my door I did lock,
I knew in a moment it no doubt was Barack.
More rapid than vultures the coursers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
“Now Harry! Now Nancy and Jarret, you vixen!”
“ON Sebelius! On Carney! This law I’ll be fixen’”
Get AWAY from my house, stay OUTSIDE the wall!!
BE GONE ,BE GONE, BE GONE WITH YOU ALL!!!
-As dry leaves that before his bloviations did fly,
When they meet with the TRUTH just as plain as the sky.
So UP in the yard the coursers they flew,
With a crock full of crap and a teleprompter too.
-And then, in a twinkling, I heard in the night,
That Ted Cruz was the one who was actually RIGHT!
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
THROUGH MY WINDOW, UNINVITED, CAME BARACK WITH A BOUND!
-He was a bald-faced liar, from his head to his foot,
And his website was still down, not working, kaput.
A bundle of promises he had flung on his back,
He was nothing but a con man, a shyster, a hack.
His eyes didn’t twinkle, what he had, was a leer,
As he made a noise in his throat and said, ”Let me be perfectly clear.”
“You’ll LIKE socialism, You’ll see, Just go with the flow,”
And “I’m a Marxist, TRUST me You’ll LOVE it, I KNOW!”
He gave me a smile as he lied through his teeth,
And the smoke he was blowing encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a thin face and not much of a belly,
But his WIFE’S double wide keester, THAT shook just like jelly.
-She was chubby and plump, and looked like a Wookie
And I laughed when she told me to put down the cookie.
A wink of his eye and a twist of her head,
Soon led me to know I had PLENTY to dread.
-Barack finally stopped talking, but went straight to his work,
Redistributing wealth, good grief, what a jerk.
And flipping the finger while thumbing his nose,
And leaving us nothing, up the chimney he rose!
He jumped on his bus, to his team gave a shout,
And away they all sped, the minions…The lout.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“I’VE TAKEN YOUR INSURANCE AND CANCELLED YOUR RIGHTS!!!!”


H/T dereid49

My Favorite Things

My Favorite Things
—apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein, and “My Favorite Things”
Mossbergs and Rugers, AK-47s
Colt automatics from 1911
Triggers adjusted for easy firing
These are a few of my favorite things
Walnut grips finely cross-hatched for good traction
Vintage carbines with an easy bolt action
Revolvers with nickel plate or with bluing
These are a few of my favorite things
Clips upon which traces of gun grease linger
Hunting mittens with separate trigger fingers
Bayonet clips and thick webbing for slings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the politicians pander
And cry “Guns must go!”
I quickly drive down to the nearest Wal-Mart
And stock up on more ammo!

 HatTip to the great buzzsawmonkey @ http://weaselzippers.us

One Pissed off Canadian Housewife

REMEMBER…SHE’S CANADIAN

Thought you might like to read this letter
to the editor. Ever notice how some people
just seem to know how to write a letter?
This one surely does!
This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how
it also applies to the U.S.A. , U.K. and Australia .

THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH

Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to
her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady…

“Are we fighting a war on terror or aren’t we? Was
it or was it not, started by Islamic people who
brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001
and have continually threatened to do so since?
Were people from all over the world, not brutally murdered
that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from
the capitol of the USA and in a field in Pennsylvania ?

Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn’t they?
Do you think I care about four U. S. Marines urinating on some dead Taliban insurgents?
And I’m supposed to care that a few Taliban were
claiming to be tortured by a justice system of a
nation they are fighting against in a brutal Insurgency.
I’ll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle
East, start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere belief
of which, is a crime punishable by beheading in Afghanistan ..
I’ll care when these thugs tell the world they are
sorry for hacking off Nick Berg’s head, while Berg
screamed through his gurgling slashed throat.
I’ll care when the cowardly so-called insurgents
in Afghanistan , come out and fight like men,
instead of disrespecting their own religion by
hiding in Mosques and behind women and children.
I’ll care when the mindless zealots who blow
themselves up in search of Nirvana, c are about the
innocent children within range of their suicide Bombs.
I’ll care when the Canadian media stops pretending that
their freedom of Speech on stories, is more important than
the lives of the soldiers on the ground or their families waiting
at home, to hear about them when something happens.
In the meantime, when I hear a story about a
CANADIAN soldier roughing up an Insurgent
terrorist to obtain information, know this:
I don’t care.
When I see a wounded terrorist get shot in the
head when he is told not to move because he
might be booby-trapped, you can take it to the bank:
I don’t care. Shoot him again.
When I hear that a prisoner, who was issued a Koran and a prayer mat, and fed ‘special’ food, that is paid for by my tax dollars, is complaining that his holy book is being ‘mishandled,’ you can absolutely believe, in your heart of hearts:
I don’t care.
And oh, by the way, I’ve noticed that sometimes
it’s spelled ‘Koran’ and other times ‘Quran.’
Well, Jimmy Crack Corn you guessed it.
I don’t care!!
If you agree with this viewpoint, pass this on to
all your E-mail Friends.. Sooner or later, it’ll get to
the people responsible for this ridiculous behavior!
If you don’t agree, then by all means hit the delete
button. Should you choose the latter, then please don’t
complain when more atrocities committed by r adical
Muslims happen here in our great Country! And may I add:
Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering, if
during their life on earth, they made a difference in
the world. But, the Soldiers don’t have that problem.
I have another quote that I would like to
share AND…I hope you forward All this.
One last thought for the day:
Only five defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ
2. The British Soldier.
3. The Canadian Soldier.
4. T he US Soldier, and
5. The Australian Soldier
One died for your soul,
the other four, for you and your children’s Freedom.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON,
AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET!
AMEN! GOD BLESS CANADA AND AMERICA .

Toronto School Board and the POLICE STATE.

"If you have children enrolled in a school in Toronto, or even in any metropolitan area with ambitions to be like Toronto, you have a lot to be worried about. The extreme left-wing ideology creeping into Toronto’s classrooms is known as post-colonial theory. At its base level, post-colonial theory holds that every ill in the world is the direct result of capitalism, racism, sexism and homophobia. Taken together it describes all of these things as "colonialism."

The creep of this theory is happening both directly and indirectly.

In the former case is a document recently concocted by the Centre for Social Justice Foundation for Research and Education. Entitled “And Educator’s Guide for Changing the World: Methods, Models and Materials for Anti-Oppression and Social Justice Workshops.” It’s penned by Ann Curry-Stevens. Make no mistake about it, if you have children enrolled in a Toronto school, she wants to indoctrinate them into her deliberately-racially-divisive ideology. And make no mistake about this: while the title of this document may seem remarkably banal, this is actually one of the most sinister documents I personally have ever come across.

“When individuals appear in educational settings, educators have a ripe arena for practice – reflecting upon how individuals embody the unjust systems, through their unconscious embrace of the status quo, and bringing their worldview into the light for scrutiny and reassessment,” she continues. “In the ideal transformation process, privileged learners come to understand their privilege as unearned and unjustified, and building their commitment to more just and equitable systems. Learners with oppressed identities also learn of the unearned and unjust features of their own identity and are encouraged to rally for change.”

In other words, certain people are taught that they are victims and certain people are taught that they are victimizers. They’re taught they’re victims if they’re any one or more of the following: non-white, female, or LGBT. They’re taught they’re victimizers if they’re any one or more of the following: white, male, and heterosexual. In the latter case, they’re to be taught that they’re victimizers for the simple fact of their own existence. Literally.

 
H/T http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2013/03/politically-correct-police-state.html

Stompin' Tom Connors'

R.I.P.

1936 - 2013

Hello friends, I want all my fans, past, present, or future, to know that without you, there would have not been any Stompin' Tom.
It was a long hard bumpy road, but this great country kept me inspired with its beauty, character, and spirit, driving me to keep marching on and devoted to sing about its people and places that make Canada the greatest country in the world.

I must now pass the torch, to all of you, to help keep the Maple Leaf flying high, and be the Patriot Canada needs now and in the future.
I humbly thank you all, one last time, for allowing me in your homes, I hope I continue to bring a little bit of cheer into your lives from the work I have done.
Sincerely,
Your Friend always,
Stompin' Tom Connors

Abong’o Malik Obama, loses election!

Either they didnt have the right people counting the votes or someone actually counting the votes.
Why didnt his bro' send some Soro's folks to help?

BOYCOTT CITGO GAS!!!!

HOUSTON (KHOU) — Venezuelan-owned oil refiner Citgo flew the flags outside its Houston offices at half staff on Wednesday out of respect for President Hugo Chavez.
Chavez died of cancer Tuesday at 58 years of age.
Citgo confirmed with KHOU 11 News that its flags, including the U.S. flag, would be lowered for the late president. The company said it would release a statement later in the day.
Chave’z funeral will be held Friday in Caracas in an event that promises to draw leaders from all over Latin America and the world. Already, the presidents of Argentina, Uruguay and Bolivia have arrived for the ceremony.

Grieving multitudes greeted the body as it left the hospital, Reuters reported. His daughter, Maria Gabriela Chavez, and mother, Elena Frias de Chavez, were among those who emerged from the hospital where Chavez died on Tuesday. Seven days of mourning have been declared in Venezuela, and all school was suspended for the week.

These scumbags are flying AMERICAN flags at half mast for this murderous commie scum, Let them know what they are doing is not only wrong bu looks very UN-American.


H/T weaselzippers.us

Venezuela's LUCKY DAY

Chavez is DEAD!

DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!!!

 

          One small step for Venezuela, one giant leap for all of mankind's FREEDOM.

CARACAS, Venezuela (AP) — President Hugo Chavez, the fiery populist who declared a socialist revolution in Venezuela, crusaded against U.S. influence and championed a leftist revival across Latin America, died Tuesday at age 58 after a nearly two-year bout with cancer.
Vice President Nicolas Maduro, surrounded by other government officials, announced the death in a national television broadcast. He said Chavez died at 4:25 p.m. local time.
During more than 14 years in office, Chavez routinely challenged the status quo at home and internationally. He polarized Venezuelans with his confrontational and domineering style, yet was also a masterful communicator and strategist who tapped into Venezuelan nationalism to win broad support, particularly among the poor.
The burly president electrified crowds with his booming voice, often wearing the bright red of his United Socialist Party of Venezuela or the fatigues and red beret of his army days. Before his struggle with cancer, he appeared on television almost daily, talking for hours at a time and often breaking into song of philosophical discourse.

H/T  http://weaselzippers.us/

Let the push back begin!

 Hamilton Ontario's Hillbilly Heaven is in trouble with the trouble-makers again for displaying a Confederate flag at his restaurant. Please go to www.hillbillyheaven.com and send him a short note offering your support. When in Hamilton a little lineup out front would be grand!


H/T smalldeadanimals.com

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama granted pardons to the following seventeen individuals:

I spent a considerable time looking for pics of these folks, so strange, they seem to be invisible.

If you see any let me know

Robert Leroy Bebee – Rockville, Maryland.
Offense: Misprision of a felony, 18 U.S.C. § 4.
Sentence:  Two years probation.

James Anthony Bordinaro – Gloucester, Massachusetts.
Offenses: Conspiracy to restrain, suppress, and eliminate competition in violation of the Sherman Act, 15 U.S.C. § 1; conspiracy to submit false statements, 18 U.S.C. § 371.
Sentence:  12 months imprisonment, three years supervised release and a $55,000 fine.

Kelli Elisabeth Collins – Harrison, Arkansas.
Offense: Aiding and abetting a wire fraud, 18 U.S.C. §§ 1343, 2.
Sentence:  Five years probation.

Edwin Hardy Futch, Jr. – Pembroke, Georgia.
            Offense: Theft from an interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. §§ 659, 2.
Sentence:  Five years probation, $2,399.72 restitution.

Cindy Marie Griffith – Moyock, North Carolina.
            Offense: Distribution of satellite cable television decryption devices, 47 U.S.C.
§ 605(e)(4), 18 U.S.C. § 2.
Sentence:  Two years probation with 100 hours of community service.

Roy Eugene Grimes, Sr. – Athens, Tennessee.
            Offenses: Falsely altering a United States postal money order, 18 U.S.C. § 500; passing,
uttering, and publishing a forged and altered money order with intent to defraud,
18 U.S.C. § 500.
Sentence:  18 months probation.

Jon Christopher Kozeliski – Decatur, Illinois.
            Offense: Conspiracy to traffic counterfeit goods, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 2320.
Sentence:  One year of probation with six months of home confinement, $10,000 fine.

Jimmy Ray Mattison – Anderson, South Carolina.
            Offenses: Conspiracy to transport and cause the transportation of altered securities in
interstate commerce, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 2314; transporting and causing the transportation
of altered securities in interstate commerce, 18 U.S.C. §§ 2314, 2.
Sentence:  Three years probation.

An Na Peng – Honolulu, Hawaii.
            Offense: Conspiracy to defraud the Immigration and Naturalization Service,
18 U.S.C. § 371.
Sentence:  Two years probation, $2,000 fine.

Michael John Petri – Montrose, South Dakota.
            Offense: Conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute and distribution of a controlled
substance (cocaine), 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a), 846.
Sentence:  Five years imprisonment, three years supervised release.

Karen Alicia Ragee – Decatur, Illinois.
            Offense: Conspiracy to traffic counterfeit goods, 18 U.S.C. §§ 371, 2320.
Sentence:  One year of probation with six months of home confinement, $2,500 fine.

Jamari Salleh – Alexandria, Virginia.
            Offense: False claims upon and against the United States, 18 U.S.C. §§ 287, 2.
Sentence:  Four years probation, $5,000 fine, $5,900 restitution.

Alfor Sharkey – Omaha, Nebraska.
            Offense: Unauthorized acquisition of food stamps, 7 U.S.C. § 2024(b)(1).
Sentence:  Three years probation with 100 hours of community service, $2,750 restitution.

Donald Barrie Simon, Jr. – Chattanooga, Tennessee.
            Offense: Aiding and abetting in the theft of an interstate shipment, 18 U.S.C. §§ 659, 2.
Sentence:  Two years imprisonment, three years probation.

Lynn Marie Stanek – Tualatin, Oregon.
            Offense: Unlawful use of a communication facility to distribute cocaine,
21 U.S.C. § 843(b).
Sentence:  Six months in jail, five years probation conditioned on residence in a
community treatment center for a period not to exceed one year.

Larry Wayne Thornton – Forsyth, Georgia.
            Offense: Possession of an unregistered firearm, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5861(d), 5871; possession of
a firearm without a serial number, 26 U.S.C. §§ 5861(i), 5871.
Sentence:  Four years probation.

Donna Kaye Wright – Friendship, Tennessee.
            Offense: Embezzlement and misapplication of bank funds, 18 U.S.C. § 656.
Sentence:  54 days imprisonment, three years probation conditioned on performance of six hours of community service per week.

A New Declaration of Independence

 How long until the usurper ends up where he belongs?

H/T as usual to http://moonbattery.com/?p=26490

NASA Discovers New Radiation Belt Around Earth

http://www.space.com/20004-earth-radiation-belt-discovery.html

I wonder if all the radiation from Japan has anything to do with it?

H/T http://www.drudgereport.com/

Facebook says this truth isnt allowed.

Facebook = Censorship 

More people are seeing the usurper for the tyrannical fascist he is.
More people are being brave and speaking out and calling the usurper what he really is, a FASCIST!
The curtain has fallen open and more people are seeing the facade that is Barack Obama .
I hope Zuckerberg has a huge struggle trying to plug up all the holes in little website.

H?T iOwnTheWorld

FREEDOM

America needs to remember.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5ut6yPrObw

http://www.youtube.com/v/I6_vCbi0JeI&hl=en_US&fs=1&

Russia moves to enact anti-gay law nationwide

 Its like the world is upside down.

The Russians look more and more conservative and the usurper is turning America more and more communist.










http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130121/DA3UJM9O1.html