Newfies... Gotta Love Them

A Greek and a Newfoundlander were sitting in a Starbucks one day comparing their two cultures.

Over a double latte, the Greek mentions “We built the Pantheon,

you may recall, along with the Temple of Apollo.”

“Well, it was the Newfies that discovered the 

Summer and Winter Solstices.”

“But it was the Greeks who gave birth to advanced mathematics.”

“Granted, but it was the Newfies who built the first timepieces.”

Knowing that he’s about to deliver the coup de grace, the son of Athens points out with a note of finality: 

“Keep in mind that it was the ancient Greeks who invented the notion of sex as a pleasurable activity!”

“True enough, but it was the Newfies who got

women involved.”