Monday, April 15, 2019

Two communists are talking


Ivan

Hey, if you had 2 houses, would you give me one?

Demetri

Of course, you are my fellow communist, so of course, I would give you one,

Ivan

 if you had 2 cars would you give me one of them?

Demetri

Yes, of course, why are you even asking? That is what we are supposed to do, we share everything.

Ivan

 If you had 2 chickens would you share one with me.

Demetri

Well noo.

Ivan

Why not?

Demetri

Because I actually have 2 chickens.

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