Sunday, February 3, 2019

Huh

A father put his 3 year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listen to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mummy, bless Daddy, bless Grandma and goodbye Grandpa"The father asked, "why did you say goodbye Grandpa?"The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do".The next day grandpa passed on. The father thought it was a strange coincidence.A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this;God bless Mummy, bless Daddy and goodbye Grandma.The next day grandma passed on.Holy shit thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.Several weeks later when the girl went to bed, the dad heard her say,God bless Mummy and goodbye Daddy.He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch and watched the clock.He figured if he get to midnight he would be okay. Finally midnight arrived and he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.His wife said "I've never seen you work so late. What's the matter?" He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."She said, "you think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the postman dropped dead on our porch."

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