Poetry Corner

There once was a kid in Chemistry Class

Who coated his testes in brass

When they jangled together

In wet, Stormy weather

Lightning shot out of his ass!

• There once was a man from Kent

  Whose organ was so long that it bent

  To avoid any trouble

  He stuck it in double

  ..and instead of coming he went!
  • There once was a girl from Wheeling

    Who could not get that sexual feeling

    Along came Morris

    Who flicked her Clitoris

    And now they have to peel her from the ceiling!

    
    

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        • There was a young man from Valdaire

          Tried to bang a young girl on the stair

          He slipped and he fell

          But he said what the hell

          
          
    • You know the honey moon is over

      And romance a dying flower

      When she comes in and takes a shit

      While you're in the shower.
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