Wednesday, April 19, 2017

HAHAHA

  Dr. Geezer's Clinic:
 
 An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. 
 
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."   
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
 
 Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
 
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
 
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, "Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
 
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
 
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"

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